Tag: humor
member name: La Lady Lisa Westerfield
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April 23, 2009 06:17 PM EDT --
I'm looking for an image of a baby laughing (or just a cute baby) to post to an article. Do you have such an image? May I use it to accompany an article about humor? I'll . . .
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September 18, 2009 04:19 PM EDT --
The words below all belong to Carrie Fisher. They are so witty and wise that I had to share them with my corner of the world. I wish I had money so I could see her show on Broadway! . . .
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May 29, 2006 08:34 AM EDT --
I hate my family. I hate their noise. I hate their false generosity. Most of all I hate the way their beady eyes stare when waiting to see if I still have the strength to blow . . .
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July 14, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
"Oh my God!"
"It's true, I swear it."
"She didn't."
"She did."
"Oh my God, then she's a …slut!"
"Skank! She better not . . .
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July 24, 2006 11:15 PM EDT --
Marybelle Wilson always wanted her fifteen minutes of fame but now as she talked to the perky blond reporter (whose made up face looked like it covered a bad complexion) she wished she didn't have . . .
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June 27, 2006 02:13 PM EDT --
Sure, you will troll this site for pretty young things (commenting on their images as if they are butterflies to be captured by your net) but did you ever think about the pretty young things that . . .
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June 25, 2006 04:58 PM EDT --
When it comes to shopping I'm a mercenary. I am a woman and I love to shop – I am a connoisseur of stuff. Make all the gender based assumptions you want. I approach shopping . . .
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August 04, 2006 05:25 PM EDT --
Just when did people start to hate clowns? At what point did these beloved symbols of childhood and mirth morph into objects of disdain…and why?
I sit in front of my vanity mirror and look . . .
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December 10, 2009 07:49 PM EST --
Yes, I have confessed that I was one of Tiger Wood’s mistresses, but alas, that is a lie. I do think he is as cute as a button and find it sad to discover that he has had more mistresses . . .
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November 10, 2006 07:53 PM EST --
I've seen better films, but there just is something about Russell Crowe that makes me weak in the knees thus willing to forgive him practically anything (phone throwing at a hapless hotel clerk, whining . . .
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June 21, 2006 12:19 PM EDT --
Take it from me, you should think twice before you claim a body part is yours when you know damn well that it isn't. About a month ago I lost a toe. It wasn't a major toe, so it took . . .
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November 14, 2007 12:54 PM EST --
Cue music. Start montage of different Scrappy-Doo moments. Begin narrator’s voiceover.
“Scrappy-Doo’s story began in a charity ward at St. . . .
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December 01, 2009 06:51 PM EST --
Just because the Mayans predicted it doesn’t mean that it will come to pass. There is a lot of debate as to what the Mayan calendar meant exactly. Several experts state that the calendar . . .
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November 30, 2009 04:50 PM EST --
These stories are so delicious that I am compelled (YES, COMEPELLED) to bring them to the attention of others. OMG, this is the apex of what good writing, the Internet, and a smart site challenge . . .
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October 09, 2009 07:50 PM EDT --
Wow a Nobel Peace Prize, I don’t think anyone was expecting that! While I tip my glass back in celebration I have to admit that my mind wonders back to the previous president and I ask . . .
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November 18, 2006 05:56 PM EST --
I have discovered something interesting of late, Gather.com seems to be censoring material without claiming to be censoring material. It used to be that if you wrote an article that someone thought . . .
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July 05, 2009 07:45 PM EDT --
•1. She was too distraught over the death of Michael Jackson to keep on going.
•2. Thought . . .
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June 23, 2009 10:34 AM EDT --
'Year One' was exactly what I thought it would be - a film with an acceptable level of laughs but otherwise forgettable.
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October 13, 2009 11:41 AM EDT --
Whoa is me, once upon a time ‘Project Runway’ mattered to me. It was the sort of show that if someone didn’t watch it I would spend the next half hour telling them why they . . .
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July 31, 2006 03:30 PM EDT --
Before I begin let's set a few things straight - this pantsuit has been through some hard times! It has suffered tears, loose threads and even some unidentifiable stains, but somehow it . . .
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